I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
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He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
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Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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