You're so nebulous sometimes
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
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we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
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Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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