Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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