This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
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He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
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He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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