I bet he comes in French.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
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Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
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Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize