This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
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For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
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Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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