Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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