i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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