Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
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I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
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and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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