But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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