Ambien. No doubt about it.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
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Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
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There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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