You made me cry and you don't even care
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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