i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
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His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
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Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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