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it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
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2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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