i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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