Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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