She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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