She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
you never un-have a 4some
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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