Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
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Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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