But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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