Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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