help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
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the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
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Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I just had sex on a roof
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
The ass gains better be worth it
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