Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
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btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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