I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
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I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
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When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
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