You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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