I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
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I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
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Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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