i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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