I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
