Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
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dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
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I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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