your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
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You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
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We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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