Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Princesses don't give blow jobs
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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