After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
do herpes really smell.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
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You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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