Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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