I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
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