oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize