I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Randomize
