I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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