I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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