that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
this beer tastes like vomit already
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
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My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
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If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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