She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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