We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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