we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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