you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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