hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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