That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
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I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
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I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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