I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I believe in your delicious
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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