id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
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We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
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Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
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