Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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