you will always have a special place in my vag
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
