at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
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