i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Randomize
