genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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