is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
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yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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