I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
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OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
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still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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