There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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