his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
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We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
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I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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