I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
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Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
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I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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