:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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