My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
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